By Julia Louis-Dreyfus

1. We know what you’re doing when you put your hand in your pocket.

2. We think it’s okay if you get fat and go bald. Please do us the same courtesy.

3. When we say we "almost tried that in college," it means we did. At least twice.

4. When we start getting undressed in front of you with the lights on, it means we’ve lost interest.

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