Two men were walking home after a Halloween party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs. Right in the middle of the cemetery, they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the misty shadows. Trembling with fear, they found an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at one of the headstones.
‘Holy cow, Mister,’ one of them said, after catching his breath, ‘You scared us half to death! We thought you were a ghost! What are you doing working here so late at night?’
‘Those fools!’ the old man grumbled. ‘They misspelled my name!’
So what will you be wearing tonight; a scary or fun outfit?
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That was really cute! No costumes this year…always think about it too late… but we are ready for the multitude of children that come to our neighborhood. They like us because we offer a variety of chips, candy bars, and even peanut-free. A retired teacher has to do something that gets conversation and smiling faces going. =) Hope your evening is scarific.
No costumes I’m afraid. I am a humbug with regard to Halloween.