Category Archives: Humor

Women, you know I love them…

One the most divorced men I know sent me this.  ;o) By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher. – Socrates I had some words … Continue reading

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Nude, Paris Hilton, and George Bush

I’ve often wondered what it would be like to title a topic just to draw traffic.  :o)   Coming up with the pertinent topic titles is easy, but if used, would they come? Just look at the various sites that report … Continue reading

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The Police do have a sense of humor…

These 16 Police Comments were taken off actual police car videos around the country: #16 "You know, stop lights don’t come any redder that the one you just went through." #15 "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll … Continue reading

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Friday Funnies

From Speedbump at http://www.comics.com/creators/speedbump/

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You know you are living in 2007 when…

1. You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave. 2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three. 4. You e-mail the person who … Continue reading

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Dumb Drummer Joke ;o)

On the eve before Custer’s Last Stand, two soldiers sat in their tent and listened to the ominous and incessant Indian drums in the background. “I don’t like the sound of those drums, Jim”, said one. “I don’t like the … Continue reading

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From my sister: Everything has a gender

You may not know this but many non-living things have a gender. Here are some examples for you to consider.    Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. Copiers are Female, … Continue reading

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Pick a Response

Okay, now you are going to find out what a really weird sense of humor I have. I found this to be very funny, especially the first and last response. * Thank you. We’re all refreshed and challenged by your … Continue reading

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I bought their love…

‘You know I gave the kids candy all the time?’ ‘Behind my back?’ ‘Yes.’ ‘You bought their love?’ ‘Well, it was for sale and I wanted it.’ – Jed and Abby Bartlett, The West Wing

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