What Girls Want

WhatBoysWantAnyone ever wonder about how men and women are wired? Yeah, probably all the time. I was thinking about my daughter and her new husband and my grandson and his girl friend. How does this fit into their situation/equation?

Although I find this editorial cartoon humorous, I don’t think it is necessarily true… all the time. Just most of the time. But I’m guessing what both sexes want is someone they can trust to be there when the need is the most. Now that can be a hard person to find. But sometimes you can get lucky and find that kind of person who can be or grow into your soul mate.

Who was it that said all humor is based in some part upon pain. That rings true for me. But I couldn’t prove it mathematically.

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Allen Loomis C Melody saxophone

bellScott Granlund of Granlund Woodwind Repair is a world class musician and repair tech. Recently he shared this story on Facebook and I wanted to get it out to my many friends who are not Facebook users. Those readers on Facebook can LIKE GWR on Facebook and view many more pictures with detail of the instrument as it is taken apart and repaired.

Scott sez, “A woman called, wanted me to rebuild her great-grandfathers C melody saxophone. I said I’d look at it, see what could be done. She shows up later, opens the case and I exclaimed “So, your great-grandfather was Allen Loomis?!?” to which she replied, “Yes, he was”. And so began the odyssey of re-padding the Loomis C melody. Take a look, you’ll never see another one.” Pictures owned by Scott Granlund, click on picture for enlargement.

LoomisAllen only made one C Melody which was more or less the prototype for the altos. The family has been asked a few times and at the present has no interest in donating to a collection. Here’s a link to info researched by Prof. James M. Borders and Stearns staff who report that Allen actually made eight instruments in total including this C Melody. Here is what they say about the alto sax in the Sterns collection.

Description: This instrument, patented by Allen Loomis of Toledo, Ohio, in 1920, was intended to serve as a prototype for the production of a new type of alto saxophone by the Conn musical instrument company. Of the several designers employed by the Conn design laboratory, Allen Loomis was known for his innovative, often outrageous instrument design. While his models often did incorporate many mechanical and acoustical improvements, they were frequently dismissed as too impractical to be put into production. It is speculated that Loomis never played a musical instrument in his life. Loomis was born in Jackson, Michigan; as an inventor, he received an 1899 patent for an automobile transmission, again, without any experience in the field.

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This Alto Saxophone in E Flat (curved) is made of brass with silver-plated touches and rollers. He called it the “Double Resonance” model because it allows two or more tone holes to open below the key pressed. It is also known to technicians, due its mechanical complexity, as “The Watchmaker’s Dream”. Weighing 4 pounds more than a modern Saxophone, it has twenty-six brass keys including third octave key and low A extension (L4 roller). The instrument incorporates numerous mechanical and acoustical improvements including relatively small diameter tone holes and many keys having been relocated. The serial number is 6 (Loomis is known to have made eight instruments in total).

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I’ll leave you with some more pictures to remind you that there are many more like these on the Granlund Woodwind Repair site on Facebook.

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RIP Steve Jobs

A real visionary with an unbelievable work ethic, you will be missed Steve. You left the world a better place than when you arrived.

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Did cha forget something?

I bet this lady will never forget doing this. Talk about exposure. Can’t remember who pointed to this from the European humour.com site, but there was a write-up about the fellows below her having to catch her shortly after the picture was taken.

Dunno if I believe it or not. It could be Photoshop’d. Still there is some joy just imagining it actually happening. Would you like to see the rest of this young lady’s bucket listSmile

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It never ceases to amaze me what people will do. I saw a fellow climbing hundreds of feet up a steep slope with no safety line or fail safe. The experts say that it is just a matter of time before the unthinkable happens, he will eventually fall. I don’t know whether to admire these folks or feel sorry for them. But it sure makes for a great photo opportunity.

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Son Aaron sings in a World Class Choir

Aaron sang in 370 member men’s choir this weekend and shared this clip with us. We are so proud. Click on the picture below to start the video.

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This performance was at the General Conference in Salt Lake City, if I’m not mistaken. General conference is a semiannual gathering of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. During general conference weekend, Church members and others who are interested gather worldwide in a series of two-hour sessions to receive inspiration and instruction from Church leaders.

AaronChoir2Suzy saw him in this video before I did and I clipped a picture from the video. There he is second from the left in the middle row of this picture. I sang in choir from my youth through 8th grade in school and in church. Singing is a hobby that can stay with you your whole life.

I am happy that Aaron enjoys singing as well as playing sax, clarinet, trumpet, drums and piano. I can’t wait until he moves back to the Seattle area so that we can play in bands and ensembles together again.

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Best Guitar Secret I know…

My brother is a luthier, a luthier who once repaired a guitar for Rod Stewart. So when he recommended Elixir guitar strings I gave them a try. The nano coating feels good to my touch and lasts sooo long. I recommend them to all my friends, hobbyist or pro.

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The Reason: Uncoated strings do not have any protection from the direct contact with your fingers, and as gunk builds up in the string winding, the string is unable to vibrate as freely as when it was shiny and new.

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            Uncoated String                                              Elixir® Strings

The pictures above are examples of what might happen to your strings after 15 hours or so of play. You can see why your uncoated string is sounding lifeless. Tiny bits of skin and dirt become trapped in the windings, and sweat and skin oils have caused the metal to corrode.

With Elixir Strings, the patented polymer coating covers the entire string and forms a barrier against tone-killing gunk.

A string is made of a metal core (usually steel), and includes a metal winding on the heavier gauges. As you play your guitar, bass, or other stringed instrument, the uncoated string will quickly accumulate oils, dirt, sweat, and bits of skin that get trapped between the windings. The lack of coating also hastens the corrosion of the metal, and the feel of the dead string begins to hamper your playing performance.

With Elixir Strings, a protective fluoropolymer coating is added to the string via a patented process. The coating forms a barrier between the string and the environment. Since the entire outer surface of the string is coated, the gaps between the winding are protected. As you can see in the photos, after just a few gigs, an uncoated string shows the debris and corrosion in the winding, while the Elixir String remains nearly pristine. Result: With Elixir Strings Players report with Elixir Strings their tone lasts longer than any other string, uncoated or coated. You’ll spend less time and frustration changing strings, and more time playing.

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Then she’ll leave you…

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Keeping Millions Out of Work

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Buy one of these stickers here.

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LOVE: Windows Phone “Mango” Update

Joy, joy, happy, happy. First it was the Android and then a Windows Phone 7 that finally made my cell phone an Internet accessing wonder. Sometimes it’s crazy how much I luv new, high tech gadgetry. In this case, I don’t have to buy a new device to take advantage of the new features offered by Mango. Note to my readers, I work for Microsoft.

imageThe Windows Phone “Mango” update process began this morning as the Windows Phone 7.5 becomes available to users around the world. Most customers will have an opportunity to update their phones within the next four weeks.

To get the latest visit the Windows Phone Blog which includes a “Where’s my Phone Update” section with info for US and International users. Being on the Verizon plan, I will be very curious to see how long it take me versus those on other carriers to get the latest and greatest.

Oh, and in case you are wondering why I am acting like a kid in a candy store, here are some of the new features that Mango will provide.

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Where did your Social Security go?

Taken from a rant off Facebook and modified to use less hyperbole. This is mostly for my poorer relatives who worship the conservative party (which today is a misnomer) and think that party can do no wrong.

imageYou contributed to Social Security and your employer did too. It totaled 15% of your income before taxes. If you averaged only 30K over your 49 year working life, that’s close to $220,500. If you calculate the future value of $4,500 per year (yours & your employer’s contribution) at a simple 5% (less than what the govt. pays on the money that it borrows), after 49 years of working you’d have $892,919.98.

Note these numbers are kinda fuzzy, but it cuts both ways supporting and drawing fire from the conservatives. 15% assumes medicare payments.

When you retire, if you use only 3% per year, you would receive $26,787.60 per year and it would last better than 30 years. And that’s with no interest paid on that final amount on deposit! If you bought an annuity and it paid 4% per year, you’d have a lifetime income of $2,976.40 per month.

Conservatives argue the math presented here, but won’t address the fact that people paid into a program that was supposed to protect them as seniors. The republicans will also not address the “borrowing” of the money.

Washington has pulled off a bigger Ponzi scheme than Bernie Madhoff ever had. Entitlement, my foot, we paid cash for social security insurance. Just because the government borrowed the money, doesn’t make my benefits some kind of charity or handout.

Congressional benefits include free healthcare (the best in the world), outrageous retirement packages (the best in the world), 67 paid holidays, three weeks paid vacation, and unlimited paid sick days–now that’s welfare. Those government officials who have the nerve to call my retirement entitlements have really distanced themselves from the average Joe they are supposed to represent.

They call Social Security and Medicare an entitlement even though most of us have been paying for it all our working lives and now when it’s time for us to collect, the government is running out of money. Before we cut a single dollar from social security or medicare, we should start with the pay and benefits that our elected officials have awarded themselves. We should kill the massively expensive military programs for future jets that never got off the ground. We should look really hard at our role as the world’s policeman.

If you are voting for a candidate for president who thinks that social security or medicare should be cut to balance our budget, I would politely ask you, “Are you crazy?”

Update: I’ve received a comment that rants and raves about copying from the Internet (as I stated in the intro), bad math, and more. To that reader I say, tone it down and I might include your comment. But if you want to go off on me, get your own bully pulpit.  :O)

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