Saint Peter is checking IDs…

 

and he asks, "What did you do on earth"?

The first man says, "I was a doctor."

Saint Peter says, "Step right through these pearly gates. Next! What did you do on earth?"

An old lady sez, "I was a school teacher."

"Step right through these pearly gates. Next! What did you do on earth?"

The hip dude replies, "I was a musician."

"Go around the side, up the freight elevator, through the kitchen."

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About Gandalfe

Just an itinerant saxophonist trying to find life between the changes. I have retired from the Corps of Engineers and Microsoft. I am an admin on the Woodwind Forum, run the Pacifica Big Band (formerly the Microsoft Jumpin' Jive Orchestra) and participate in other ensembles. Mostly enjoy time with family and friends.
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5 Responses to Saint Peter is checking IDs…

  1. Unknown's avatar Pamala says:

    Hmmm.. so what would he say about BLOGGERS…Down with you.. you need to reboot!! lol

  2. Unknown's avatar JaAG says:

    Hey hon, you’re a blogger too.  ;o)

  3. Unknown's avatar L says:

    Cute joke! Interesting question from Slenderbells. Guess we’ll find out someday 😉

  4. Unknown's avatar daphne says:

    At least he was the hip dude, so after he’s been through the kitchen, there will be bunches of chicks throwing themselves at his feet 😉
    love, daphne

  5. Unknown's avatar JaAG says:

    Daphne, I think I luv you! :o)

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