This (from xkcd) is going around at work so I thought I’d share it with y’all.
Like a new friend of mine recently noted, what kind of person volunteers to be a hall monitor? I think that takes a very special kind of person who is probably someone I don’t want to know. I’ve been reported to the Windows Live team for vulgarity once. The item in question was of a painted lady made up to look like a dollar bill. And it was small enough I didn’t think most people would notice that all she had on was paint. But alas, I was both wrong and reported. Imagine my shame. ;o)
The Bis Key Chronicles 
Yes, shame on you. LOL
Wasn’t Demi Moore in body paint on the cover of Esquire or GQ or some guy magazine? What’s the diff? BTW, my only target practice these days is with a recurve bow just punching paper. But you still shouldn’t piss me off. LOL
You must be careful not to offend someone’s delicate sense of propriety! 😉
"Hall monitor"…I like that description…lol. Yes, there are all kinds.
you do? i couldnt believe that. honestly It is nice calling you monitor. Giggle…
I loved this. I also remember Hall Monitors. Anyone who plays the sax..has kitties, especially Bengals can NOT be vulgar. That person was mistaken. :-) I’ll write a note vouching for you. How’s that?
Yes I remember hall monitors, I also recall avoiding them:)
Oops I am surprised that You were reported ..
however I guess our taste is not appreciated by all.
You took it as a gentleman:)
Barb
Ooh you sound like you are a bit naughty. Shame, shame. I can distinctly remember one hall monitor that used to attack me when I was in kindergarten. The girl was in fifth grade and she detested me for some reason. I used to want to kill her. I still wonder whatever happened to her. I used to fantasize that she became a juvenile delinquent and went down a very messy path. Hmm, I guess you never know.
Wait – we can’t be vulgar here? Oops soooo, my saying "Bitch" and "goddamm" and "Penis" on my blog this morning may get reported….oopsie…DANG!…well…I guess I’ll just wait and see…
I love the cartoon by the way..
But, still, I can’t imagine someone reporting you…..harumph!
We must have just crossed in comments *laughing* — I just read yours….so….I guess I’m not a lady *LAUGHING*….ah well….but I can be – sure, I can! I can clean up well when I have to – oh, alas, but I am vulgar – I"M the one who should be reported – laughing…..
Kathryn, if it were just you and me talking, it would be a different thang. But there are a lot of people who don’t really know me that would wonder if I’m just a horndog. It doesn’t matter that I’ve been married for over 30 years to my high school sweetheart, am well educated, and have more friends than I can comfortably keep track of. They just see a snapshot of what I am based on a short blurb. You are a lady; I’ve been reading your stuff for a while. But we’ll keep that to ourselves if you wish okay? ;o)
Christine, I am very naughty in that I am a human. There is no shame in that. :o)
Barb, Coco, and Carole, I was never asked to be a hall moniter. I would have brokered that into fame and fortune.
Beth and Elizabeth, you guys often make me laugh with your posts too. That’s why I keep coming back.
Steph, I luv that photo! Can I say that in public? ;o)
LAUGHING at your comment left on my site! And here’s the funny thing about !!! and ??? – I HATE those in writing -when I edit or read and if a writer has !!! or ??? I strike it OUT OUT OUT — I always say "exclamation points are to be rarely used….!(ha)!" laughing…now I will be obsesssed and go take them out or maybe not — but, it IS funny how much more relaxed I am in the blog vs in "My Writing" — *snick*
Thank you for saying I’m a lady – if you could see me right now -! – I’m sitting up straight and tall with a cup of tea and …aw shucks, no I ain’t — I’m slouched on my couch with the laptop teetoring on my lap and I have fuzzy socks on and I showered after my workout, but then put on some pj’s since I don’t have to leave until rehearsals tonight and didn’t feel like getting dressed up until then ….BuT! I never pick my nose – even in private! Eyeww – that always surprised me to look over at someone in the grocery store or in their car and there they go – eyeww! even writing it makes me cringe – nasty. I do draw the line at some kinds of disgusting behavior, even when no one can see me! So, I’m a lady in many ways yes—*smiling and laughing too* — My momma did teach me well – but one thing I have "fault" in is my potty mouth! Ohhhhh, I have a potty mouth sometimes…*sighing greatly* But, shhhh, yes, don’t tell anyone that I’m really …that word…I have a reputation to uphold you know — Snork! (laughing)
Anyway – I know what you are saying about those who wouldn’t know you, like if someone came by my blog yesterday, they’d think I was arrogant and mean or whatever….negative nelly!
I didn’t see the image, so I can’t comment on that – however, I still can’t see where you should have been reported and I’d never call you a horndog and no one else should either! If they just peruse your blog they’d see that you are a swell guy all around – so there! …!!!!…!!!! !!!!!!!!! – exclamation points gone wild!!!!
I will say that I participate in this blog on "A Year of Gratitude" with three other writers, and it is on blogspot and so to spread the word about our GOT YOG? blog I decided to visit around the blogspots – well…let me tell you – some of them aren’t worried about being "vulgar" because I got several shocks – I had to quit clicking "next blog" because..well…it was pretty strange out there.
Anyway… we all loves ya! aw heck..here’s more exclamation points !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!