Fighting the “I’m not a Pro” Blues

dissonancesax Let’s get something straight here; I am not even a semi-pro saxophonist. Having started up on the instrument five years ago after a 27 year hiatus, I sometimes entertain the notion that I’m pretty good. But taking lessons on and off for the last four years from three instructors, I know this isn’t true.

I’ve heard it said that many American’s feel like if they can’t be a pro at something, it isn’t worth doing. But I have say that I get very depressed when I can’t do something and don’t spend enough time woodshedding.

I love this quote from the KLRU Jazz Scene article referenced above:

"The term woodshedding in jazz means more than just practicing. It is a recognition of the need to sequester oneself and dig into the hard mechanics of the music before you can come back and play with a group in public. There’s something philosophical, almost religious, about the term. The musical treasures of jazz are not easily accessed. You have to dig deep into yourself, discipline yourself, become focused on the music and your instrument, before you can unlock the treasure chest." – Paul Klempserer

I spend anywhere from five to ten hours a week practicing with the Woodinville Jazz Ensemble, the Dissonance, Inspektor Gadget, and a one hours lesson with one of the best tenor saxophonists I know. And with all of this I’ve gotten better. My tone is a little better, my sight reading has improved a bit, and my confidence usually is better.

secondstoryrep But I don’t spend enough time on the hard things. My son once noted that I seem to practice the things that I love to play (ballads, soft jazz, duets with Suzy) and not the hard parts. And all of my directors and instructors talk about studying smart. Practicing on the hard stuff in every session. Then there’s the need to put an instrument in your mouth at least a half hour a day, a rule I have never been able to follow through on.

I came to an understanding of my major deficiency about a year ago. I can’t count or sight read well enough. So I’m working with my instructor to improve in that space. I played first sax in high school, but never really needed to sight read that much. Maybe in two or three years of serious study I could work up to a level six player. And that is not only daunting, but depressing too.

"At the same time, woodshedding is a process of demystifying the music. The amazing solo, the intricate bebop melody, the complex rhythmic pattern, can be learned, if one is patient. It is a humbling but necessary chore, like chopping wood before you can start the fire. The term woodshedding, like the term "axe" (slang for your musical instrument), evokes images of rural, rootsy beginnings. It is a reminder, conscious or not, of the deep roots jazz has in the blues, gospel, and the merging of African and European musical traditions under slavery." – Paul Klempserer

So I am a four out of ten player, sometimes getting sub and theater gigs that require a level six or higher player. But there are those moments when everything comes together and you wow the audience. You live for those moments and that’s what keeps me going. A friend of mine, Cathy once told me, "You have great sound Jim and we love that. But we had to stop and help you with the rhythms more than we would have expected." Message received, mission accepted, and gauntlet thrown. :o)

"Any musician who wants to be part of the jazz tradition has to pay his or her dues. You still have to take your axe in hand, go to the woodshed, and chop that wood before you can light the fire.’ – Paul Klempserer

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Woodinville Jazz Ensemble plays the Seattle Heritage House

PugetSound Sunday found Suzy and I playing with WJE at a venue overlooking the Puget Sound and next to the Pike Street Market. It was a lovely 72 degrees with mostly clear skies. Our music consisted of big band hits like Two O’clock Jump and some funk like Honk.

We were supposed to play outside for the annual Heritage House BBQ but earlier that morning it was much cooler in the 50’s and rain threatened so they move the party inside. Playing outside is not my favorite thing to do as the big wide world seems to mute our instruments a lot. Inside, we have to play quieter and our mix, it seems to me, is much nicer. Inside we only miked the vocalist.

JBsolo JB, on bari sax had a very nice solo, although we could have miked him too. Bruce Leksa, who is also the president of the Portage Bay Big Band, did a nice rendition of ‘Little Brown Jug’ with vocal and trumpet solos. Mark Stephens, also the drummer for the Mach One Jazz Orchestra, had a number of solos.

The band was a hit and very ‘ON’ that afternoon. The energy really comes from everyone but it didn’t hurt that Neil Prof was both directing and playing a number of solos like the tenor sax solo in Honk.

Playing with a community band jazz ensemble has been very challenging for Suzy and I. We are both studying with various people to get up to speed. Suzy takes three lessons a week from two instructors. I take an hour a week from Neil with an emphasis on sight reading and counting. Maybe in two or three years we will be somewhat close to the kind of players we aspire to become.

Our next gig is with the Dissonance xTet at Ballard Locks on 2 September. On 21 September the Dissonance will reorg into a big band composed of only Microsofties will play for the King County Day of Caring at a number of venues.

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Thongs and Granny panties

Signature Lace® Original Rise Thong Pretty In Peach PinkIn response to Elizabeth’s ‘Boxers and Briefs‘ I offer this rebuttal. Now I know I’m treading on thin ice here. When a lady talks about men’s underpants, it often considered cute or foxy. When I guy talks about a woman’s under garments, we are usually considered hound dogs. Ah well, into the breach…

The models in the ‘typical ad’ in most cases make eye contact. Based on this I think the audience for this clothing item is both male and female. Even when they are wearing functional only panties, like the lady on the left in this picture, only very sexy women are used as models. I wonder if is it a requirement to have long hair to be a panty model.

So I thought I’d borrow some of Elizabeth’s provocative questions and ask them here for the other gender to consider.

Do women really stand around in their underwear admiring themselves?
Do women models need to be “fitted” into their underwear? What are the qualifiers for that job?
Do women judge themselves on how much alike they look to the women who model the underwear?
Is there a woman alive who will admit to wearing one of these?

So here are my questions for those who wear women’s underwear.

1. Have you ever worn thong underwear outside of the bedroom? Why?

2. Have you ever worn granny panties, ever?

3. Do you usually match your underwear to your socks?

For those of you who may ask, “What does thongs and grannies have to do with playing saxophone?” I say, hey, we all wear ’em, and saxophonists play better with clean ones.  ;o)

Update: Elaine (and apparently Oprah) recommend the hanky panky thong.

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Friday Funnies

For Molly and Ryan who are getting married in little over a week:

Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?""

Her mother replied, "Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life."

The child thought about this for a moment then said, "So why is the groom wearing black?"

:o)

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Summertime fav TV Show – Saving Grace

Saving Grace

Described as a "Heavenly Hit" by Daily Variety and "Electrifying" by Reader’s Digest this summertime sleeper has got Suzy and me hooked. Saving Grace is part of TNT’s blitz to gain market share from the networks who are sleeping at the wheel during the summer months. Of course it doesn’t hurt that we love Holly Hunter, but the supporting cast is made up of stellar performers that you recognize but probably couldn’t name. 

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YouTube: Suzy and I do the theater pit orchestra thang

Some of you might remember that Suzy and I auditioned for a got seats in the pit band for the Second Story Rep‘s presentation of ‘Anything Goes‘. Suzy played book three with clarinet and tenor sax parts. I played part of book two and book four with soprano, tenor, and bari sax parts.

Well now it’s on YouTube. You can hear the very tight pit band behind these singers. Enjoy!

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Argh! We all are turning into characters from the Simpsons!

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My Mom and Wife will love this. :o)

TheoPiano2 In a recent InfoWorld article "Kittens — the solution to spam?" Microsoft discusses the next idea to beat spammers.

"Kevin Larson, a researcher at Microsoft’s advanced reading technologies group, has found that asking a user to identify the subject of a photo, like a kitten, could help block spam programs."

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I love the Hotmail ‘white list’ system that only allows people from my address book and others that I select to get through. Once a week or so I go through my junk mail folder, but maybe only 1 or 2 new connections come though that way.

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Nutrition Fact for Americans

After an exhaustive review of the research literature, here’s the final word on nutrition and health for those in the United States of America:

  1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
  2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
  3. Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
  4. French drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
  5. Germans drink beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

CONCLUSION:  Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

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How to Join a Performing Rights Organization (PRO)

From the eHow.com site:

WJEcottagelake07 "If you are a singer, musician, or songwriter, you will eventually want to join a P.R.O, or Performing Rights Organization. Performing (performance) rights organizations collect license fees on behalf of its songwriters, composers and music publishers and distributes them as royalties to those members whose works have been performed. To learn how to join a P.R.O that is right for you, just follow these steps below. It is so easy, a musician could do it!

Difficulty: Moderate"

Overall Tips & Warnings

  • Take your time and explore all Performing Rights Organizations before you commit to one. The contracts usually last a minimum of two years.
  • If you live in Los Angeles, New York, or Nashville, it’s easy to take a trip to visit their office and meet with a representative from each P.R.O.
  • Even if you have a few songs being played on internet, radio, and other media, you will be surprised how little money it actually generates for you.
  • In the music business, the very last person to get paid is always the musician.

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"Even if you have a few songs being played on Internet, radio, and other media, you will be surprised how little money it actually generates for you."

Well, there goes my rags to riches "ploy". – Inspector Clouseau

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