Burlesque? I think not…

Suzy and I went to see the movie Burlesque with Cher and Christina. I noted that Christina Aguilera adopted Cher’s ‘one name only’ moniker. Unfortunately the movie was a watered down Burlesque of sorts, with very little of the grit and grotesque that is usually found in a read Burlesque show. The music was fun too, but came just short of the fantasical, whimsy-filled comedy that the band can add.

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Burlesque: A humorous theatrical entertainment involving parody and sometimes grotesque exaggeration.

imageSuzy and I almost got into Moulin Rouge in Paris when we were young married types. But the show was sold out. And our trip to Berlin got canceled because of the off again, on again political climate. So we have never been to a real Burlesque show. We came close attending Cirque du Soleil’s Zumanity in Las Vegas which was described thusly:

imageZUMANITY unveils the sensual side of Cirque du Soleil. This mischievous production blends playful innuendo with daring eroticism in the intimate ZUMANITY Theatre. A provocative cabaret-style production, ZUMANITY features outrageous humor, alluring acrobatics and intoxicating dance set to the pulse of intoxicating rhythms.

Naughty, yes. Fun, oh yes, Too spicy for many, unfortunately true. Beginning in the early 18th century, the term burlesque was used throughout Europe to describe musical works in which serious and comic elements were juxtaposed or combined to achieve a grotesque effect. Early theatrical burlesque was a form of musical and theatrical parody in which a serious or romantic opera or piece of classical theatre was adapted in a broad, often risqué style that ridiculed stage conventions.

burlesqueIn late 19th century, the United Kingdom, in particular, such dramatic productions became very popular, especially at particular theatres such as the Olympic and the Gaiety in London. In Britain, burlesque was largely a middle class pursuit, where the jokes relied on the audiences’ familiarity with known operas and artistic works. Its predilection for double entendre and casting female stars in the lead male roles (or ‘breeches parts’) gave burlesque its risqué popular appeal. Gradually burlesque performers started appearing in music halls too, performing musical sketches for the working classes with political and social satire. imageThis form remained popular well into the 20th century and can still be found today on television sketch shows. To save confusion, the traditional British burlesque style is now known as ‘musical burlesque’ or ‘classical burlesque’ (in the case of sendups of the classics) and is still active today with a handful of specialist writer/performers and producers.

burlesqueBandIn 20th century America the word became associated with a variety show in which striptease is the chief attraction. Although the striptease originated at the Moulin Rouge in 1890s Paris and subsequently became a part of some burlesque across Europe, only in American culture is the term burlesque closely associated with the striptease. These shows were not considered ‘theatre’ and were regarded as ‘low’ by the vaudevillians, actors and showgirls of neighboring theatreland. (Wikipedia)

There were some flashes of the real Burlesque show thrown in, but they were precious few and far between. But as far as I know, the Zumanity show comes as close as any in the US to a real burlesque. I did see this New Orleans Burlesque Fest poster from this year. So maybe I just need to do more research to finding something as fun. Ping me if you have suggestions.

I have to admit, looking for pictures for this piece was more fun than writing it. Much of what I found could not be used as it was waaaay too risqué. <smile>

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Music Theory Cheat Sheet

The musician’s alias at work often comes up with gems such at this one:

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It would be nice to provide attribution for this if anyone knows the owner.

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Johnny Hodges does “The Last Time I saw Paris”

Music, as they say, is a great mood maker. I’m sitting here on an extended holiday weekend pokin’ around the internet; you know that “series of tubes” thingee. This video, one of my many favorites, is NSFW because some of the pictures are, well nice but not work appropriate. Some might say the music alone is too hot for work too.  Smile

Saitenhalter’s Best… so far.

Johnny Hodges is a monster player from a time long gone. He uses the vibrato, voicing, and inflection that became the standard for that era. Today’s saxophone musical styling tend to use less vibrato, have a smoother sound and inflection.

From Wikipedia, John Cornelius “Johnny” Hodges (July 25, 1906 – May 11, 1970) was an American alto saxophonist, best known for his solo work with Duke Ellington’s big band. He played lead alto in the saxophone section for many years, except the period between 1932 – 1946 when Otto Hardwick generally played first chair. Hodges was also featured on soprano saxophone, but refused to play soprano after 1946, when he also got the task of playing the lead chair.

Hodges started playing with Lloyd Scott, Sidney Bechet, Lucky Roberts and Chick Webb. When Ellington wanted to expand his band in 1928, Ellington’s clarinet player Barney Bigard recommended Hodges, who was featured on both alto and soprano sax. His playing became one of the identifying voices of the Ellington orchestra. Hodges left the Duke to lead his own band (1951 – 1955), but returned to the large ensemble shortly before Ellington’s triumphant return to prominence – the orchestra’s performance at the 1956 Newport Jazz Festival.

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Casa du Glassa ~ Music Studio by Design

As some of you might know, I am crazy happy with my return to performance music. Some might suggest I’ve gone a little over the top; they would be right. But we really lucked into the music studio. When the house was being built in 1999, the builder came to us and suggested we change what was to be a huge crawl space into a mother-in-law apartment. He gave us an astonishing good price on it. So after renting it to my daughter’s family for years, we finally had it to our own.

If I had known that it was to be a music studio, I would have made the green room much smaller. Here are the spec’s and setup for a space that was designed to support my three bands, a sax x-tet, a jazz x-tet, and a mini-big band. I ended up having a full sized big band with hundreds of charts for that format. Note, that if you take your time to pick out the accoutrement’s necessary for a working studio, you can save a *lot* of money.

As you approach the door you our greeted by the obligatory beat-up sax. It’s an old Buescher instrument that was used for parts before it found it’s way to my hands.

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The first time we had the four-horn, eight piece jazz combo in the room, it was a bit loud. The room now has one wall covered with some cheapo muslin to help shape the sound. A high school director came up with that idea. The other three walls have Auralex Acoustics sound proofing to help with the bouncing sound or echo stuff. I got them during a music123.com 50% off sale. The windows have the pleated shades to keep sound from bouncing of of those surfaces. And the wet bar was a must have to.  <smile>

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Next came the equipment, all purchased at bargain basement prices. My intent was to make it easy for the musicians to just show up and play. We’ll talk about the sheet music library in another post. The drum set is a Pearl jazz set with special hydro-skin heads, and other stuff that two of my drummer friends spec’d for me. The cymbals are sweet Zildjian ones. The keyboard is the only really pricey splurge for me, a sweet Roland piano HP-206 with an 88-key stereo multi-sampled piano sound.

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The bass was selected for me by a pro who uses the same setup. Brand new, with custom pickups, and resetting the bridges I have just under a $1000 in this fine instrument. I have paired it with a way too powerful Behringer 450 watt bass amp. With this kind of wattage, the soft bass sound is sooo sweet. I also picked up a Peavey Millennium bass axe at the local pawn show that looks like it’s never been use for $50.

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As I have an instructor, remember that band teacher who spec’d the muslin, giving lessons every Wednesday, I added some benches for those waiting.

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There is also a decent stereo, a super Boss Dr. Beat DB-90, a way accurate Peterson Strobe tuner, and … wait for it… a green room, complete with bathroom, beds, big closet, and a desk with the computer and TV.

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The table under the stereo holds combo music. The rest of the music library is upstairs. My PAs include a Kustom Profile two 300 watt PA and a Fender Passport 250 watt. In closing I must say that my dawgly loves it down there, insisting upon following me down there whether I’m taking lessons, or practicing with my sax quartet, jazz combo, or big band.

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Orange Colored Sky

The Microsoft Jazz Band performed this in July. Another of my favs, again by Shaz Adams, “Orange Colored Sky” is a popular song, written by Milton DeLugg and Willie Stein and published in 1950.

As sung by Shaz at Big Daddy’s in 2010

The best-known version of the song was recorded by Nat King Cole (with Stan Kenton’s orchestra), but a number of other singers have recorded it, including Cole’s daughter, Natalie. The Microsoft Jazz Band plays this Roger Holmes arrangement at Big Daddy’s in Woodinville.

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Clarinet Challenge ~ Can you say Fricken Hard?

UntitledI am firstly a sax guy. I have a lot of music to prepare for the seven holiday gigs I have in December. Clarinet remains my biggest challenge and after three years of a on again, off again relationship, I still struggle to tame the back stick o’ death. Here’s my current challenge from Opus One:

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I have a pretty decent sound on my Buffet Festival R-13 soprano clarinet, even when I play up to the first F above the staff. But song flies with a meter marking of a quarter note equals 190. And the band tends to take it even faster. There are precious few tricks to playing this well. Time on the stick is the only cure.

In this next example, I’m on bass clarinet. And my bass clarinet is the highly regarded Selmer Privilege keyed to a low C. Most of it is just flat out fun, but the first quarter note run is this fast, “Da, da, da, da, da, da”. Oh right, you can’t tell that way. Think about 210 beats per minute. It’s the fingering of D# to C# and then to B that gets me every time.

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The notes are mine and in the color of marker that doesn’t show up if you copy the music. If I make a mistake in the reading of this music, I do everything possible to make that not happen again. Thus you see the key change highlighted twice in one line. With so much music to practice for (seven gigs in December remember, and that doesn’t count the dress rehearsal and practices) I’m bound to not get enough time on the music. Fortunately, most of the heavy lifting is being done by the pros in the band.

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NSFW ~ Photographer Emil Schildt

I discovered Emil’s work today by way of Eolake’s blog. Eolake is the owner of the world famous DOMAI site which features pictures of “joyful nudes of beautiful women”. It is one of the few such sites that I mention publicly because it is so well done. It features a new picture everyday and is really Not Safe For Work (NSFW).

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Emil Schildt’s photography reminds me of what Da Vinci might do with modern photography. Many of his pictures are so well thought out, it makes me want to grab my camera and go take pictures. His ‘About Me’ page (titled btw the as ego.htm) sez this:

I am originally trained as a classical musician, playing the flute, but after my final exams, I needed a break…

and I am still on that break..

I suspect Emil is a very interesting fellow and know that he is very talented. Be careful to allocate some time before you go down this rabbit hole; you may very quickly find yourself trapped there much longer than you might have expected. And if you are using an Apple computer and can’t see the referenced sites in this blog… well, I’m just sayin’ get a platform that supports your freedom of choice.  ;O)

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Spontaneous Hallelujah Chorus ~ 2010

Reported by the Creative Minority Report: Just this past weekend, shoppers at the the Macy’s in Philadelphia (the old Wanamaker building) were surprised when over 600 choristers who were there mingling with regular shoppers suddenly burst into Handel’s Hallelujah Chorus. It’s pretty awesome.

The Opera Company of Philadelphia was instrumental in bringing it together to perform one of the Knight Foundation’s “1000 Random Acts of Culture” which they’ll be doing over the next three years across the country. Accompanied by the Wanamaker Organ – the world’s largest pipe organ – the singers burst into song at exactly noon.

Part of 1000 Random Acts of Culture

For clues about upcoming Random Acts of Culture, find us on Facebook http://www.operaphila.org/facebook or follow us on Twitter http://www.operaphila.org/twitterl

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The Music Ambassadors

The WCB Music Ambassadors is an adjunct of the Woodinville Community Band made up of hobbyist musicians from Seattle’s eastside. A number of small group ensembles, we meet prior to our major Woodinville Community Band concerts. Today you will hear two of the ensemble groups:

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Professor Gadget Sax Quartet: Brass X Quintet:
· Silent Night ~ Marillia· Santa Baby (F mezzo sax lead) ~ Williams· What Child is This ~ Sabina· The Twelve Tunes of Christmas ~ Neufeld

· Deck the Halls ~ Holcombe

· Nutcracker Suite ~ Frackenpohl

· Holy Night ~ Holcombe

· Up on the Rooftop ~ Holcombe

· Swinging Jingle Bells ~ Marillia

· White Christmas ~ Marillia

· The Saints Hallelujah· Ding Dong Merrily on High· Angels we have Heard on High· Christmas Time is Here

· Little Drummer Boy

· Rudolph

· God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen

· Winter Wonderland

· Let it Snow, Frosty

 The band and ensembles can be booked by going to the Woodinville Community Band web site at http://www.woodinvilleband.com.

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David Letterman’s top ten “New Words for 2010”

dlI luv reading from the new and updated dictionaries about what new words were added and some of those that were rejected. So when I happened to catch David Letterman’s top ten “New Words for 2010” I just had to share.

10. Lohab

9. Obamamess

8. Bubba-bookdeal           5. Witchrap

7. Foxtitious                       4. Baconfetti          2. Leno’d

6. Sheentoxicated             3. Opraholic           1. Palincoherent                           

Delicious selection for the year. What’s your fav new word for 2010?  :O)

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