Nutrition Fact for Americans

After an exhaustive review of the research literature, here’s the final word on nutrition and health for those in the United States of America:

  1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
  2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
  3. Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
  4. French drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
  5. Germans drink beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

CONCLUSION:  Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

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About Gandalfe

Just an itinerant saxophonist trying to find life between the changes. I have retired from the Corps of Engineers and Microsoft. I am an admin on the Woodwind Forum, run the Pacifica Big Band (formerly the Microsoft Jumpin' Jive Orchestra) and participate in other ensembles. Mostly enjoy time with family and friends.
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4 Responses to Nutrition Fact for Americans

  1. Unknown's avatar L says:

    LOL think I’ll stick to the red wine, perhaps I should learn French 😉

  2. Unknown's avatar Lizzie-Beth4Him says:

    Gandalfe,
     
    I have seen this before but it never fails to get a good chuckle out of me…thank you.
     
    Beth 

  3. Unknown's avatar Jennifer y Familia says:

    So what are my chances if i’m bi-lingual? 

  4. Unknown's avatar Cindy says:

     too funny!

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