After an exhaustive review of the research literature, here’s the final word on nutrition and health for those in the United States of America:
- Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
- Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
- Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
- French drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
- Germans drink beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.





LOL think I’ll stick to the red wine, perhaps I should learn French 😉
Gandalfe,
I have seen this before but it never fails to get a good chuckle out of me…thank you.
Beth
So what are my chances if i’m bi-lingual?
too funny!