The Paper Flute

Matt Stohrer, an instrument repair tech and a very creative person, points out this video describing the process of creating a flute from paper. [Correction: Minor correction though: they aren’t paper, although they are printed. Its a plastic of some kind. Some printers can print metals- think solar cells and semiconductors. The process is similar to an inkjet, except instead of ink being squirted out in microscopic bubbles its plastic or metal or whatever. ~ Matt]

He sez of this video, “It definitely amazes me- and especially since you know how complex flutes are mechanically, its pretty mind blowing. Another few years and I think they could actually print one worth playing.”

Future designs of heretofore unrecognized instruments could be in the making. Imagine not being limited by the cost of materials in the design of a future instrument. Here is what the video calls a multi-belled trumpet but we might call a trumophone. The possibilities boggle and excite the mind.

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Matt further muses, “The future of products: go to a “store” with a printer, and dial in what you want. Damn, I can’t stop thinking about this! I knew about 3D printers and printing solar cells and all, but this is the first thing that’s kind of blown me away. computer:computing::3D printer:manufacturing.”

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Top 10 Things that should have Disappeared this Decade

The first decade of the new Century and I’m already thinking about what technology and society has made obsolete. The funniest I’ve seen so far is from our friends at the Huffington Post cast as a photo show: 12 Things That Became Obsolete this Decade. The one that gave me pause was ‘Calling’, where they say that texting has all but replaced making personal calls. Too funny!

So here is my list of things that I wish had gone the way of the Sea Mink:

image10. Power wires: I mean more than just too hideous overhead power lines that dot the country, nay world. Imagine a wireless world where proximity to a power source was all that would be needed to charge a device? There is a lot of talk about this, but we are not there yet. I think Stephen Alexander’s picture from Flickr.com demonstrates the effect well.

9. Stinky cars, trucks, and bikes: Have you ever gotten behind an old or poorly maintained vehicle that is spewing toxic exhaust fumes. You know the ones, that make you wonder how they pass the state inspection requirement. You cough, you gag, and you grind your teeth. How wonderful it would be to just impound them as they are found or tax the Hell out of people who want to continue to use them.

8. Cigarettes: My pet peeve here. I wonder at the mentality of any person who would smoke cigarettes. We need to tax the purchase of these into oblivion. Sure, you can continue to smoke, but you will have to subsidize the medical needs of the part of society that chooses to continue to smoke. We fine people for not wearing a helmet, but not for smoking? I don’t get it. This chart of the effects of smoking is so ugly that I can only point to it.

image7. Life-time politicians: Philip Dick’s book had it right. Let’s run a ‘Lottery’ to elect our officials. The current method appears to be driven by piles of money applied by folks who only care about making more money. The disenfranchised now includes not just the poor, handicapped and elderly—it includes the middle class. We can’t get decent health coverage for Americans because the politicians already have their free, lifetime healthcare. I suspect they’d be more interested in providing better national healthcare like they receive to the masses if their benefit was tied to the common man.

image6. Jet Skis: Truth be known I live two to three blocks from the lovely Lake Sammamish. I can’t believe how loud and smoky these little beasts are. I think they are as much fun as anyone, but at 6 PM on a weekend evening with friends on the deck, I don’t want to be yelling over them. Can’t we make jet skies that don’t use combustion engines?

5. Prudery: Having lived in Europe, this is one I just don’t get. We don’t talk imageto our kids about sex because it’s too embarrassing. So they find out from their ill-informed friends. Sex education is a joke. Nudity is restricted more than owning a gun. Nudity causes a movie to get more restrictive ratings than violence does. It is so bad in the puritanical United States that there are overseas versions of the same show we watch, like Survivor, where a butt crack isn’t fuzzed out by the censors. But watching someone get killed by knives, guns, and more, especially with all that blood and gore is okay? We live in a strange world.

4. CEO pay inequity: I am sickened by the greed of most CEOs. Their huge payday checks guarantees that fewer people can be hired by any given company. When a CEO makes more in a day than most people make in a year, I’m sorry, something is wrong with that company.

3. Taxes for the poor: Why are we taxing the poor? Let’s just say anyone one who makes $40,000 a year or less doesn’t pay US taxes. Why are we taxing these people. I don’t think anyone but the accountants lobby and the IRS employees in favor of full employment would mind.

image2. Telemarketers: Do not call lists are not enough. If I don’t know you, don’t call me. Yes I have caller ID, but these sales people don’t ID themselves, so I can’t always tell who’s calling. And even though in this state you are not supposed to call after work hours, I continue to get calls after 8 PM even from charities I support. WTH?

1. High cost drugs for those in the US: The drug manufacturers and pharmaceutical  companies have decided that Americans will pay more for drugs to stay alive than other countries, like say Canada. So my fixed income parents in their 80s have to pay sometimes as much as 10 times what their friends in Canada pay for the same medication. And this is okay with the politicians, … well see number 7 of this list.

No list is perfect, and this was just was an exercise for me on my winter break vacation. There are other things that I could have put on the list that I rejected at this time because I don’t think we have the technology just quite yet. And then there are the wishful, maybe fanciful things, that go against human nature, like wishing there were no wars that didn’t make the list.

I spent less than an hour on this list, but would be interested to hear from my readers, assuming I have any, what they might add to their list of “Things that should have disappeared” in this decade that just ended.

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Searching for Internal Pulse ~ One Musician’s Quest

JazzyElliAfter a ~27 year break from music, yes work and family took front stage during that time, I returned to music performance. I played alto sax from fifth through 12th grade and then auditioned for marching band at the University of Minnesota. As I practiced my prepared piece for the audition I heard one of the other 20 some alto sax players who were auditioning for one final spot saying something to the effect of, “Listen to that guy. Why are we even trying out?”

I walked into the audition with supreme confidence. Hadn’t I played four solos in the Senior Smash concert at a really decent high school? How could I blow this? The adjudicator handed me a sheet of music and said, play this. “No fair!” I thought to myself. It was friggin’ hard! I didn’t even get to play the prepared piece. They thanked me and called the next candidate in. I was subsequently offered a position as a flag carrier. Sigh… I decided to concentrate on obtaining my degree and worked one to two jobs at a time to fund the expense. Music disappeared from my life for a while.

There were no lessons for me during my short musical career. I did save up my paper route money and went to band camp at the University of Iowa two years running. But for the most part, I couldn’t sight read music to save my life. And I had no concept what internal Pulse was. Rhythms, I thought, could be figured out on the fly. I was self taught from sixth grade on.

When I returned to music, I quickly came to realize that I didn’t have this thing called an internal pulse. Or at the very least, my ability to anticipate and keep rhythm was not very well developed. In a life defined by our circadian rhythms, a 24-hour cycle, I wondered why rhythm is such a a hard beast to master.

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So now I work with instructors to obtain an internal pulse. I own a metronome that, btw, you can get for free at metronomelonline.com. I even have a metronome on my cell phone. As I study and use the metronome I start to feel rhythms in everything we do. The sound of windshield wipers, the flicker of a fluorescent light bulb, the pulse of the washing machine. Just like trying to figure the key of a solo heard on the radio, I find myself finding the pulse of the everyday life activities. Ever try to feel your own pulse? Mine is around 70 to 80 beats a minute at rest. When I was younger and more of an athlete, it was around 60. That can be a starting place for figuring out the number of beats per minute for a given music chart. I can get very close to 120 beats a minute by humming most university fight songs. <smile>

I often walk humming complex rhythms or even eighth note to triplets and back. I am slowly getting better which is pretty good for a fellow who only practices around 15 hours a week at best and more often around 10 hours. And that thang called sight reading? Well, let’s say that it is the full emphasis of one of my instructors.

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Bring in the New Years with Red Underwear

redthong-753600The tradition of wearing red underwear to bring in the new year is said to date back to the Middle Ages when you were not allowed to wear red garments. Red was forbidden because the color was associated with blood, the devil and witchcraft. However some people wore red garments anyway, believing that in the dark winter, red garments were a symbol of life.

As red garments were not allowed, they wore them under their clothes, trying to avoid the prevailing mondo punishment – the gallows. I think the custom is a cute one, especially when done correctly as demonstrated on the DOMAI site. Maybe we can start our own trend in the United States? Here are how three of countries (source Wikipedia) that celebrate this way do so:

Italians call New Year’s Eve Capodanno (the “head of the year”) or Notte di San Silvestro (the night of St. Silvestro). Traditionally there are a set of rituals for the new year, such as wearing red underwear and getting rid of old or unused items by dropping them from the window, but this is and old tradition, followed by quite nobody today. Dinner is traditionally eaten with parents and friends. It often includes zampone or cotechino (a kind of spiced Italian sausage) and lentils. At half past eight pm, The President of the Republic reads a television message of greetings to Italians. At midnight, fireworks are displayed across Italy.

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Spanish New Year’s Eve (Nochevieja or Fin de Año in Spanish, Cap d’Any in Catalan, Cabo d’Anyo in Aragonese) celebrations usually begin with a family dinner, traditionally including shrimp and lamb or capon. Spanish tradition says that wearing new, red underwear on New Year’s Eve brings good luck. The actual countdown is primarily followed from the clock on top of the Casa de Correos building in Puerta del Sol square in Madrid. It is traditional to eat twelve grapes, one on each chime of the clock. This tradition has its origins in 1909, when grape growers in Alicante thought of it as a way to cut down on the large production surplus they had had that year. Nowadays, the tradition is followed by almost every Spaniard, and the twelve grapes have become synonymous with the New Year. After the clock has finished striking twelve, people greet each other and toast with sparkling wine such as cava or champagne, or alternatively with cider.

xmas-dominika-004After the family dinner and the grapes, many young people attend New Year parties at pubs, discothèques and similar places (these parties are called cotillones de nochevieja, after the Spanish word cotillón, which refers to party supplies like confetti, party blowers, party hats, etc.). Parties usually last until the next morning and range from small, personal celebrations at local bars to huge parties with guests numbering the thousands at hotel convention rooms. Early next morning, party attendees usually gather to have the traditional winter breakfast of chocolate con churros (xurros amb xocolata in Catalan), hot chocolate and fried pastry.

In Venezuela, many of the traditions are very similar to the ones from Spain, with an over-emphasis in traditions that supposedly will bring good luck in the year forthcoming. Those who want to find love in the New Year are supposed to wear red underwear on New Year’s Eve; those who want money must have a bill of high value when toast, those who want to travel must go out home while carrying some luggage, and so on. Yellow underwear is worn to bring happiness in the New Year.

Usually, people listen to radio specials, which give a countdown and announce the New Year according to the legal hour in Venezuela, and, in Caracas, following the twelve bells from the Cathedral of Caracas. During these special programs is a tradition to broadcast songs about the sadness on the end of the year, being popular favorites “Viejo año” (“Old year”) by Gaita group Maracaibo 15 and “Cinco pa’ las 12” (“Five minutes before twelve”) who was versioned by several popular singers like Nestor Zavarce, Nancy Ramos and José Luis Rodríguez El Puma, and the unofficial hymn for the first minutes of the New Year is “Año Nuevo, Vida Nueva” (“New Year, New Life”), by the band Billo’s Caracas Boys.

If you think I’m enjoying this post a little too much… Well, you’d be right. Can’t wait for New Year’s celebrations to start  in four days.

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MJB: Third Place Commons Swing Dance

Okay, I’ve finalized the Microsoft Jazz Band set list for the Third Place Commons the last Saturday in January 2011. I know, I know,… It only took me two months. Bruce Gallagher will be on lead tenor and Ray Guyll will be our director. Ray will also be doing some clarinet solos. Shaz will be singing too.

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Set One: Set two:
· Sing, Sing, Sing (Ray on clarinet)· Tuxedo Junction

· Stomping at the Savoy

· Satin Doll

· Blue Skies ~ vocal

· Too Close for Comfort ~ vocal

· Take the A Train

· A Beautiful Friendship

· Woodchopper’s Ball

· Girl from Ipanema ~ vocal

· Corcovado (Bruce on tenor)

· Begin the Beguine (Ray on clarinet)

· Jersey Bounce

· 720 in the Books· Brown Baggin It

· Do Nothing ~ vocal

· Orange Skies ~ vocal

· Eager Beaver

· Hawaiian War Chant

· Jump, Jive and Wail

· Teach Me Tonight ~ vocal

· Makin’ Whoopie ~ vocal

· Come Out Swinging

· Moonlight Serenade (Ray on clarinet)

· Switch in Time

· Two O’clock Jump

imageNow to button down the player list. So far 2/3rds of the band is signed up. We might need a sub on lead alto. Yikes!

Fortunately the East Side Swing Cats led by the sexy and talented dancers Alison and  Chris will be there. We luv these guys to pieces and will also be performing in February at their annual Valentine’s Day Dance in Bellevue.

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Ward Baxter’s “The Grinch”

imageDSCF0653This year as part of the holiday concert, the Woodinville Community Band performed Ward Baxter’s “the Grinch”. I am lucky enough to be able to do it on an Eppelsheim bass sax that is keyed to low A. Standard bass saxes are keyed to low Bb. With Eppelsheim’s redesigned instrument, I am able to play the full range of the instrument without resorting to the alternate fingering that was necessary with the original instrument.

Jim Glass on bass saxophone

Here is a copy of the performance for my family and friends who couldn’t make the concert. Enjoy.

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Merry Christmas

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Click on picture to hear the greeting.

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EMJO does WinterFest 2010

I recorded the Eastside Modern Jazz Orchestra last weekend as a favor to my many friends in the band. I had just purchased the Sony HD Blogger video camera because my high-end but older video camera could only record 28 minutes at a time. This camera camera came in at under $200 and can hold over 8 hours on the SD 16 Gb chip. Sweet!

I used the free Windows Movie Maker to edit and create captions for this video. I played around with the transitions and found them easy to use and insert. I haven’t figured out how to turn off the sound of the video and use the audio from my Zoom recorder. It’s a lot better at getting you closer to the sound that you would hear if you were there.

EMJO is directed by Neil Proff, who is also the Lake Stephens High School band director. He shares soloing spotlights with Gene Oakes, a fine jazz guitarist who plays regularly with the Mach One Jazz Orchestra.

WinterFest 2010 and the Seattle Center

The sound quality is not where I’d like it to be and the autofocus didn’t work the way I wanted it to. So I will have to play with the settings. Trust me, this band really rocks and sounded outstanding. :O)

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Amber Admires the Sax

DSCF1434My little granddaughter Amber, Josie’s daughter, thinks she wants to play clarinet or sax. As she is just six, I have given her a recorder which she hasn’t made much progress on. However, she does spend some time on the piano. Still the photo ops are plentiful as she noses around the study looking for things to do.

On piano we have been trying to get her to incorporate her left hand. And after a week or so she can play a simplified “Jingle Bells”. You might remember I worked with my grandson Nick for three years. He played alto and bari sax, clarinet and bass clarinet into Junior High school. Then he dropped them in favor of unstructured drum and guitar time. He even had a pick-up group that practiced for a few months in a friend’s garage.

DSCF1440At six Amber is an avid reader, an indicator to me that she has the potential and desire to do whatever she wants to. She amazes people all the time with her ability to read at the Sixth grade level. It’s almost like a parlor trick, but she pretty much learned to do it by watching her mother and me read to her.

Here’s hoping she will follow through with what has become a lifetime passion for Suzy and me, that of music performance. With Amber, unlike with Nick, I’m am trying not to demand the time and effort it would take to be a decent player. First of all, she has started at a much earlier age than Nick did. And she does tend to spend more time on her projects so far.

She and I are listening to Mannheim Steamroller’s Stille Nacht, one of my favorite arrangements that they do. Here’s hoping you are spending time with those you luv.

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Where Does Your Money Go?

Here’s a nice chart provided by the U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics. Interesting that they clump pensions with insurance, but still both only account for 10% of the average income. 34% going for housing seems high to me too. But we all know people who spend more than that for their house. I wonder if entertainment includes vacations. Nice to know that not purchasing tobacco and alcoholic beverages only amounts to 1.5% of total income, I guess.

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With the cost of cable TV so high, I doubt the entertainment amount

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